#incorrect 911 chat

[incorrect9-1-1]

Bobby to the crew: Once again, I will remind all of you that I love you all equally.

Hen: That is bullshit if I've ever heard it.

Chimney: What did I eat for breakfast, cap?! Tell me what I had for breakfast!!!

Buck: Huh? Didn't Bobby make some chocolate blueberry pancakes for everyone?

Eddie: No, babe. That was just for you.

Ravi: It's true. I was there, man.

[heardsomedickwasbeinmeantoyou]

Eddie: Dom or sub?

Buck: Uhhh, Domino's? I guess? I'm not really that into Subway.

Eddie: Cariño, you are so damn lucky that I'm into you.

[bellabrady]

911 characters x chats part idk

[menace-behaviour]

*Station 118 Shift Swap Group Chat*

B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.

Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?

Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.

Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".

Hen: How do you even know that?

Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.

Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.

Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?

Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner ���HMU” during that hurricane last week??

Chimney: *Ignoring Bobby* That’s “Gaslighting the Elderly” to you, Rosetta Stone.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

*The rest of the 118 look at Buck, Chim and Hen*

Hen: What? How are we supposed to know?

Ravi: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Bobby: You've obviously thought about this before.

Buck: That was actually last week's subject in our "Im a Little Stitious" group chat.

Chim: It was an intense debate, but we came to an agreement.

Hen: Conclusion, you wouldn't be trapped.

[peggingeddiediaz]

911 funny tweets part 4/?

[elgascreamslikehell]

Chim: just kindly reminder, the normal amount of willingness to die is none

Eddie: it should be fake. It sounds fake to me.

Chim: ...

Hen: ...

Bobby: ...

Buck: u OK??

Eddie: yes, I'm fine. 🙃

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

I just started watching 9-1-1 yesterday (because my mom watchs cop shows and I wanna watch firefighters instead) and I'm almost done with the 1st season.

I can't wait to see Eddie and I'm really enjoying it so far!

I found your blog because of your incorrect tweets (which I absolutely adore) and need someone to talk to about the show, besides my mom (who also started watching with me).

I am also in the market for shark facts, so I look forward to those.

Omg I’m so sorry for not answering this 😖

Please update me on your thoughts and how the show is going for you!!

Come into my messages anytime because I love chatting so much about 911 plus anything and everything

A shark fact for you: baby lemon sharks were (properly and safely) observed on whether they would recognize their siblings over time.

They would start off in the same litter and then every two weeks a few would be switched out with other litters. (Imagine giant separate netted areas in the ocean for this!)

The research team continued with this a few times. Each time siblings would sometimes be placed in the same section. When this happened, they always would end up pairing up with the shark from their own litter!

While there is no way to actually confirm if it was through the ways of recognition of siblings/family, it did show that there was familiarity from the time of birth to early maturation of those in the same litter.

[holdmygum]

I want all the 911 fic writers to know that when you say incorrect things about Pennsylvania and Hershey in your fics I text the group chat about it because I have to tell SOMEONE. Also you are welcome to ask your local PA resident whose sister lives 20 minutes from Hershey all the questions you want! I'm happy to yap about PA!

[chaoticgremlinwholikescheese]

Eddie: why are you two hiding under my bed

Chris: we watched a movie. 

Buck: It was scary.

Eddie: scoot over, I’m joining you

[incorrect9-1-1]

[heardsomedickwasbeinmeantoyou]

Hen: *I am so over this shit*

Chim: *Bringing sexy back to bowed-legs*

Firefighter #8: *Wtf am I doing here?*

Gerrard: *A Bigot*

Eddie: *Even Afghanistan was better than this*

Buck: *Yep, still bisexual!*

[bellabrady]

911 chats part idk

[franklanqdon]

911 as the gc part 13

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Hen: *creates Firefam group chat called: "Hen's Surprise Birthday Party"*

Hen, typing: I deserve this.

Hen: *leaves group chat*

[itsthevioletqueen]

Yellow Guy: Hey! Is that a weed?!

Red Guy: No, this is a crayon-

Yellow Guy: I’m calling the police! *types 999 on a microwave*

Microwave: 999, what’s your emergency?